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1523Y00F04ruby15Y00J1Y00C3NThe Panda Team
2321Y00F07garmann23Y00C5NJude of Panda
2311Y00J0Y00C1N
0816Y00F07pcclone08NHere they all are, the Panda crew.  Read on to find out just what their
0801Nreally all about, you know, as people.  That sort of thing.
0801N
0801N
1223Y00F04ruby12Y00J1Y00C2NCachet
0821Y00F07pcclone08Y00J0N
0806Y00C1NCachet is Panda's coder guru. He is famed throughout the
0801NChorley/Euxton/Leyland areas for his ability to shift bobs, sprites, copper,
0801Nyou name it. Watch them move. Watch Cachet fall to the floor in pain.
0801N
0801NCachet has been responsible for many famous Amiga Games such as Tut's Tomb,
0801NStrategic Interjection, Fugitive Race, Bum-Hole Joe and many more... all
0801Nsadly aborted, but we completed the intro sequences.
0801N
0801NCachet likes world literature, toy poodles and Cradle of Filth. To relax he
0801Ndrinks medication and pops his pills. Let's all wish Cachet the best...
0801N
0806Y00C2N
1218Y00F04ruby12Y00J1NJude
0826Y00F07pcclone08Y00J0Y00C1N
0801NEvery group needs an artistic, sultry member to provide visuals and a ready
0801Nbrand image to the masses and Jude proffesses he can be just that man.
0801N
0801N"Watch the way I hold the mouse.... see, it's all in the wrist. A simple
0801Nglide to the left, a nudge to the right... you've got to tease it.... let it
0801Nknow your playing with it. Give it a rub... show you care." Jude dusts his
0801Ntasty, chrome plated `Style-master mouse` to it's special, mouse house and
0801Ngently gives it a rub down with carbolic soap and brasso.
0801N
0801NWhen did you first start drawing then Jude?
0801N
0801N"I remember that it was the night after the incident. The therapist lady came
0801Nround and gave me a robust crayola crayon and told me to get it all out of my
0801Nsystem. I drew and drew." Anything good?
0801N
0801N"The same picture again, again, again, you know. My father, the ready-rub
0801Ntobacco pouch. Mother, standing dorment. No father not that. Yes you will. I
0801Ncan't... no... no... no. Why me. I say down. Noooooo. Yes. No. Ha-ha-ha. It
0801Nwas fun", he smiles somewhat awkwardly, gawky, huge grining white teeth,
0801Nlooking at me.
0801N
0806Y00C2N
1218Y00F04ruby12Y00J1NFishboy
0826Y00F07pcclone08Y00J0Y00C1N
0801NMusician, graphic artist, article writer - that's Fish. Makes you wanta go
0801Naway, sit right down and cry. So sure, he's talented but it don't mean he's
0801Nhappy does it, for underneath this multi-versatile double-jointed personality
0801Nlies a far more cynical, sceptical broken man - a virtual cripple unto
0801Nhimself.
0801N
0801NFishboy is particualy misunderstood for a particular series of animations,
0801Noften concerning is phoebia of crabs, a nasty affliction by any standards.
0801NWatch Fish's subcontious as it spills out scenes of bloody carnage, pathos
0801Nand phalic metaphors a-plenty. Think of his mother, think of his father
0801N(imagine his mother in the body of a dominat, testosterone filled male
0801Nspecimin and your half way there), think of that little remote family filling
0801Nstation they always dreamed of, but could never manage to wrestle out of the
0801Nevil, money laundering hands of Fish's father's evil quad brothers.
0801N
0801NApart from computers Fishboy has other tastes also including honey, fresh
0801Nsoap and an avid intreast in popular music ranging from the poppy sounds of
0801Nindi-band Rancid to the delicate meledies of J-Church. Fishboy's tastes can
0801Nbe dirrectly corrilated against what's on offer in Malcom's Music and
0801NPramland 10p section. Malcom and Fishboy are like brothers, just Malcom is
0801Nmuch older and has a Peelesque Beard and funny daughter. That's all - there
0801Nare no connotations of either party say... abusing the other.
0801N
0801NFishboy still hasn't learnt full control of the apostrophe and would
0801Ncertainly phraise this sentance: Fishboy still has'nt learnt full control of
0801Nthe apostrophe and would certainly phraise this sentance: I'm ont going to
0801Ncarry on printing "Fishboy still hasn't learnt full control of the
0801Napostrophe and would certainly phraise this sentance:" as that would be the
0801Nwrong thing to do. I am merely trying to prove a point, that point being that
0801NFishboy lacks in education what he excells in style, wit and boyish (i.e.
0801Nlike that of a boy) good looks. If someone was to hit him hard across the
0801Njaw all this may change however.
0801N
0811Y00J1Y00C2N
1213Y00F04ruby12NThe Flea
0826Y00F07pcclone08Y00J0Y00C1N
0801NThe best thing in lifes our Flea, but you can leave him to the birds and bees
0801Nso sang countless rock and rollers. The Flea should surely have
0801Nsome-kinda-ego y'know. What he does have though is an inate ability to render
0801Nthe most sublime of mental visions into reality, from theEnterprise used in
0801Nthe orignal series to theEnterprise used in the next generation - and the
0801Ncow of course. Don't you ever go forget that spinning cow, man.
0801N
0801NThe Flea is a hardened Amiga user, seemingly unswayed by the harsh passing of
0801Ntime on his loveable trophey computer. With quite the most ridiculously huge
0801NA1200 you've ever seen you think he'd be capable of anything, although he
0801Nseems to spend most of his time arched patiently over his towercase trying to
0801Nlift it in vain and in pain.
0801N
0801NFavourites of The Flea include the shows Friends ("I just can't get enough of
0801Ntheir group japes.") and Due South ("The dog... the fuckin' wolf dog-dog.").
0801NThe Flea has shares in British Petroleum and Bisto and he plans to retire to
0801NKansas come the whirlwind season.
0801N
0801N
1223Y00F04ruby12Y00J1Y00C2NMr. Kevin
0821Y00F07pcclone08Y00J0N
0806Y00C1NMr. Kevin is Panda's junior member in-so-far-as he operates in a childlike
0801Nworld entirely his own. Words fail to discribe Kev, they just go to prove
0801Nthat the English language is so tragicaly inadequate.
0801N
0801NKevin is down as our ascii man but we see him more as a contribute when I'm
0801Narsed sort of person. Don't get me wrong Kev is an essential part of the team
0801N- a Bez to our Black Grape if you like.
0801N
0801NKev likes reading Larry Niven books and playing with his dog and live in old
0801Nman. He is currently studing all about computers and the like. Kev also
0801Nenjoys whatever music we're into and he likes wandering off and getting Jas
0801Nin the river. Cheers Kev.
0801N
0801N(The picture illustrates Mr. Kevin taking his afternoon nap. He was very
0801Ntired and irritable so we sent him for a doze) I'm afraid you'll have to
0801Nvisit our website to witness and then truely appreciate this disturbing
0801Nimage.
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1223Y00F04ruby12Y00J1Y00C2NTrikster
0821Y00F07pcclone08Y00J0N
0806Y00C1NHere's some blurb that The Flea sent us on Trikster:
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0801NTriksteR, also known to his friends as PK, is an ex-Amiga user who is now
0801Nrather attached to his swanky new P120 laptop. He is a young Panda
0801Nprogrammer/3D artist. Since starting to learn to program his knowledge of the
0801Nsubject has raced ahead in much the same way as a snail does. His 3D
0801Nanimations are, however, nothing short of revolutionary, in that they often
0801Ninvolve things revolving around other things.
0801N
0806Y00C5NHis hobbies include:
0806Y00C3N
0801NPretending to learn C
0801NWatching "Hackers"
0801NHanging around seedy internet chat boards
0801NMoaning that external CD drives for laptops cost too much
0801NWalking round looking like a "Syndicate" reject
0801NIf you think you have what it takes to join Panda then read this:
0806Y00C1N
0801NPanda always requires able coders, musicians, graphic artists and general all
0801Nround commited types for our team. If you can do any of the following and
0801Nthink your suited to the group then send us an email today. Alternatively you
0801Nmight think your hopeless at all the above tasks and still want to be a part
0801Nof it all (not like that weedy guy in the corner at games).... don't shit
0801Nyourself cause Panda can use your skills too as a writer for the Zoo or even
0801N(and this is real good) as an editor or sub-editor. Wow! Plus we also need
0801Ndedicated people to keep us organised and in trim.
0801N
0801NDon't leave it any longer. If you use an Amiga (or not, even) and your not in
0801Na group then we wanta hear from you straight away. Just click my address
0801Nbelow and tell me why Panda needs you:
0801N
1425Y00F06avantg14Y00J1Y00C2NEmail me (Jude) at [e-mail]
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